he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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