Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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