what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ugly people sure do ruin things
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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