Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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