3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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