By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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