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(212): View more from New York

Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(480): View more from Arizona

just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.

(1-480): View more from Arizona

i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.

(480): View more from Arizona

k i'll be over in 5.

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(702): View more from Nevada

oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.

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(727): View more from Florida

the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick

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(901): View more from Tennessee

at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.

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(410): View more from Maryland

That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!

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(630): View more from Illinois

Youre having a picnic

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Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2

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