Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2