I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
third nipple confirmed
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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