Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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