She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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