I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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