Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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