I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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