ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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