Your tits are I can't wait for
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I need water and some morals
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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