"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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