I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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