there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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