I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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