I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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