Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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