i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You may now shotgun with the bride
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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