i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize