You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
vagina is talking i cant
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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