The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
ttyl tear gas
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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