This is not my ceiling
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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