Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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