yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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