Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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