She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize