Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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