i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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