3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
