the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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