we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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