loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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