do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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