look no pants
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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