Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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