google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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