remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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