well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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