im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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