It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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