just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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