I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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