She said her name was "party"
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
