That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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