Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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