I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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