She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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