we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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