You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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