flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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