playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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