i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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