you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
