im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think my vagina is haunted
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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