I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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