Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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