I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
