your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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