Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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